I knew some Amanda Byne’s fans are fucking wackjobs but holy shit..
Wait she has fans
Yeah unfortunately, they’re all as batshit crazy as she is.
Wow I’m so surprised!!!
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(Source: a-blackandwhitetime)
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person:
i like you
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me:
why
FOB concert last night
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patrick:
hey, it's getting a little crowded up here. let's all take a huge step back on the count of 3. 1...2...3...
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joe:
Back the fuck up, please.
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patrick:
let's try that again. 1...2...3...
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joe:
PLEASE BACK THE FUCK UP
Most girls: heart shaped face, almond eyes, hourglass body
Me: forehead face, forehead eyes, forehead body i am brendon urie
How we know he shaves his manly bits….his happy trail fucking ends :-|
As does my life….
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everyone knows the old joke where you attach the caption “an old pic of me” to a photograph of a sperm cell, but to get some REAL laughs, take the joke even further by attaching the same caption to a picture of your father’s testicles
